It’s a silly theme park, but it’s a Frencher-than-French silly theme park – Parc Asterix, which recreates the Gaul and Roman worlds of the famous comic. Rides, games, shows, the works – less childish than Disneyland, but still nice and corny. To get there by public transportation, take the RER to Roissy Charles de Gaulle, then take a short Parc Asterix shuttle. 34 euros.

