Impress your date by taking him/her to classical music lessons. Pianist and music professor Jean-Francois Zygel explains classical music to people who can't tell the difference between melody and harmony. His enthusiasm is contagious, and even if you are already a classical musician you'll find yourself laughing at his jokes and wondering why you'd never thought of Beethoven's 5th symphony that way before. Tickets are 15 euros a piece. For a schedule, see the theatre's website

